The Rules

The story of (That's) All You Can Eat:
Over a Saturday afternoon brunch (consisting of egg scramble, rosemary potatoes, jicama salad, bacon, sausage, cherries, and bread pudding) we spoke of food and not food.
The lemon juice/cayenne pepper/maple syrup diet was ridiculed. The Atkins diet was scoffed at. The cabbage soup diet was briefly considered then dismissed out of hand. The fruit juice fast was pooh-poohed. The South Beach diet was casually tossed aside.
What, we wondered, about an all-you-can-eat diet?